Healing Sessions & Absent Healing Requests/Service

Firstly, let me say that all that I learnt that allowed me to describe what I present on this web site was and still is a part of a very, very long journey which is very much still continuing. Since writing this site and particularly the ‘Scary Pages’ I’ve moved on from exploring ‘subtle’ realms and am now doing exactly the same ‘deconstructing’ and understanding other unrelated and completely different facets of our ‘reality’.

As far as I’m concerned as we are all being buried under a wide variety of steadily accumulating ‘subtle’ shit while simultaneously being messed with by a deranged virtual reality system then there is no point trying to do one person at a time which is why everything I’ve been doing has been about automating all current effective solutions. For all subtle ‘shit’ this is done, while for negative and debilitating ‘simulated’ shit this is in progress.

I have made it clear on other pages here, that I am VERY BUSY with respect to what I’m currently doing / my current reality research and investigations such that I’ve no interest in the slightest in working either directly with people or even of having e-mail exchanges about issues.

Anything that distracts me from what I’m currently focusing on isn’t helpful at all.

The other problem is that all clearings of all types of subtle crap including getting rid off all the accumulations of all the ‘sticky plaster’ grade past healing attempts that result in unbelievable numbers of subtle shit cluttering up your energy field as well as the recovery of all soul fragments dispersed by all the latest considered advanced cleansing and clearing methods are now all carried out by automated subtle tech. Basically everything I describe on this site as ‘subtle’ crap in all it’s varieties is now all dealt with ‘not by hand’ but by automated subtle means including by subtle colleagues of mine that as ‘subtle beings’ are permanent residents of the subtle strata of reality.

In other words have PERSONALLY worked as a healer for a decade and a half EVERY DAY, researching and investigating the subtle realms and all varieties of ‘subtle’ shit, during which time I selected, ‘assessed’ and TRAINED subtle colleagues to deal with all manner of subtle things CORRECTLY then ‘NOW’, I’ve personally nothing to actually ‘DO’ in doing terms to get rid of all subtle shit, and this would be the case even if I was to actually work with someone directly.

So, I’m BUSY and I’ve no interest in working with new people or even being interrupted by e-mails (often asking me questions that are answered on this site). However, this doesn’t mean that you cannot have this work done on yourself.

So, I’m not offering ‘sessions’ (for way more details of ‘why not’ then read this page here) or anything that will in the slightest take up any of my time. However, if you are fine about being cleared ‘auto-magically’ by advanced subtle technologies and ‘competent’ subtle beings of all subtle crap that I describe on this web site here automatically AND you don’t need your hand held for explanations then you might be interested in signing up for what you could call Advanced Automated Absent Continuous Healings.

What can you expect from these Automated Absent Healing Sessions & Clearings?


For myself, all the issues I described on healingexamples.com on the first page here and more, I’ve sorted them all out BUT I myself and all my clients have/had other issues which clearing all subtle crap either didn’t fully resolve or worse didn’t touch. In all, dealing with subtle crap ‘properly’ will clear between 5% and 90% of issues. ‘Average’ per person is say 25%. The other 75% bizarrely isn’t ‘physical’ either it’s due to us living in a virtual reality and what this reality does directly to ourselves. Anyone that thinks this ‘cannot be so’ only has to read the 90+ pages on this site that between them give a very coherent, rational, reasoned and logical ‘body of evidence’ that we are living in a simulation.

To put the above into perspective, the client with the least resolved in terms of her ‘core’ issues wrote this example: http://www.healingexamples.com/health-general/ear-pain-infections-hearing-problems/ in other words she had in my terms major ‘ear’ issues magically disappeared BUT that was a drop in the ‘negative’ issue ocean from her point of view with respect to her ‘serious’ issues. The untouched serious ones are actually due to the virtual reality we are in translating some extreme events and experiences from her origins and the consequences of these events completely incorrectly.

So, if you want my ‘invisible’ collaborators to work with you to clear all that they can automatically of all ‘subtle’ crap as a start and the rest over time then I’ll charge you £150.

They will clear all ‘subtle’ shit, they might even ‘play with you’ with regards current ‘crazy’ virtual reality work if THEY find you interesting enough (meaning if they cannot resolve your issues with subtle clearings then they will keep working with you as we develop means to address the virtual reality originated crap).

Please note these ‘beings, subtle people’ like myself are also VERY, VERY busy and so please take note of the below:

  1. They and ‘we’ want more people to work with to understand a greater range of issues than we have currently covered (in other words to find means to understand and to address the virtual reality contributions).
  2. They are NOT to be treated like you would other ‘spirit’ guides so for example if you take up this offer then DON’T expect them to do what you say particularly if you ask them for example to HELP SOMEONE ELSE. If you take up this offer then they will work with you to help you by using everything we have currently developed to resolve all that they can BUT they are not obliged to be ‘bossed’ around in ways that will compromise what we are doing in ‘research’ terms.
  3. With some people they’ll stick strictly to working with you just to deal with everything we are able to currently deal with in subtle shit and beyond terms BUT with others if they detect that you have abilities and a decent ‘temperament’ then they might work with you in ways to increase your understandings. In other words you might, ‘MIGHT’ find yourself being taken through something vaguely equivalent to the same subtle awareness, perceptual training that I’ve been going through. AGAIN, this is up to them and I suspect that at most 1 in 10 people might find this happening.

VERY IMPORTANT: ALSO, please understand these clearings can have your issues being amplified and being made WORSE before they get better AND as a consequence of this you can find yourself being moved past ‘GO’ and directly into ‘difficult’ issues as part of either ‘clearings’ or because of current ‘research’ priorities, again the latter is up to them and not me.

In other words if you go for it then you are in the hands of my invisible ‘subtle’ colleagues and I don’t want any e-mail EVER asking for example ‘I’m in XYZ what does this mean?’ or ‘I’m in ‘X’ it’s horrible, how long will this take’. I’ll not be answering them. I would appreciate an e-mail after say 3 months telling me what has changed for you and what hasn’t. Three months should be enough time for you to have had enough ‘real’ and ‘unreal’ subtle ‘shit’ cleared, for you to notice changes. Although it’ll take as long as it takes AND as we are always pushing the boundaries then when we learn enough to figure out how to resolve more ‘different’ issues automatically then they’ll check you and clear this new stuff ‘IF’ you have this which might/will happen a year or two or ten down the line. There is no time limit on this ‘service’, all new automated approaches developed in the future (this is on going / is happening all of the time) will be applied to people a year after signing up or 3 or 10.

The above are my conditions . . .

. . . BUT/HOWEVER . . . in that I’ve recently managed to think about and describe my experiences as a medical researcher in a ‘diabetes’ focused research department and my observations of various health related catastrophes and my realisations/understandings with regards to ‘modern medicine’ as well as the ‘REAL’ causes of most human ‘diseases’ . . . all of which will help you to better understand the ‘DIRE’ SITUATION WE ARE ALL STUCK IN HERE . . . then I’ve added in a new section into the page immediately below to HIGHLIGHT/MAKE YOU AWARE OF THESE . . . . . .

So, ‘IF’ after reading all of the above . . .and also the following pages that I put into the right sidebar menu list to give you additional information with respect to my attitudes/understandings as well as the modern health ‘position’ we ‘ALL’ find ourselves in . . .

. . . such that, you still want to go for this Advanced Automated Subtle Shit/Crap Clearing with me very definitely being completely absent from the equation then fill in the form below and I’ll get back to you. You’ll then be given details of another page with lists of resolved issues and ‘paths’ that just did the ‘surface scratching thing’ as used by in the distant past by myself and some others that worked with me for many years in the past.

If after reading these pages you still want to go for it then there is a paypal payment link on the same page.

I now have some feedback: At the very bottom of this page you will find feedback of some peoples experiences of the changes they experienced and issues they had addressed and the progress that was made in the first three or more months (click on the names Caitlain and Stijn way below labelled to read of their experiences). Please NOTE, they still have issues that they want resolved and ‘hopefully’ at some point we’ll figure out how to deal with the rest.

Occasionally peoples e-mail address is ‘incorrect’ and the e-mail I send to you is returned as ‘undelivered’. So, if you fill in the form below BUT don’t get a response within 3 days then check the comments below for a message about e-mail ‘problems’ that I’ll post there if I cannot reply to you, although it is possible that your submission from the form below was magically disappeared in which case leave a message about not having a response to me as a comment below too!!!!

Automated Absent Healing ‘FEEDBACK’ . . .


Positive changes I’ve noticed since the middle of 2015

I feel like a lot of “hooks”, as in reactions of worry, stress or trauma that would automatically arise in response to specific thoughts, have been washed out of me so that when I have the same thought now, I feel very calm. These thoughts usually relate either to memories or to things which could or will happen in the future. In other words it doesn’t feel like it’s possible to push my buttons any more in relation to certain areas, so it would appear that these buttons were being maintained by the drone shit – one of these, related to money / psychiatry etc, had been my strongest background worry for some time, but I feel much less disturbed at the thought of this situation coming up now. Then the thought of a specific past trauma which used to trigger the same upset feelings whenever I remembered it now doesn’t really bother me any more. I feel quite optimistic about the future without having a fixed idea that things have to unfold in a certain way.

I am also aware of having a greater range of movement physically and that before my movements were constricted without me noticing and that I would automatically avoid certain movements.

In a way it feels like getting out of jail and having more freedom to do what I want. I am aware of having been very strongly blocked from talking to certain people and that I don’t feel these blocks any more. I also found myself cleaning and tidying and reorganising where things are in my flat and it feels different now and I feel much more comfortable here. Coincidentally yesterday someone in my building was giving away an outside table so I put it on my balcony and today I sat out there for the first time since I moved in here and enjoyed it. This cleaning and reorganising also feels like a symbolic representation of emotional, mental and energetic changes happening inside me.

Positive changes experienced in the past year (I signed up about a year ago)

Over the last few months I have felt like I have less and less emotional “charge” in relation to certain areas of trauma, like thoughts or events that would automatically stimulate worry or stress or similar now have less influence over me. This feels related to the “hooks” that I described above, as if the suppressed trauma worked together with the drone shit to choreograph my reactions to certain memories, interactions, thoughts and expectations. In at least one of these areas (psychiatry) the emotional charge is completely gone – before I had felt quite anxious when I thought about it. It also feels like I have finally “let go” of someone I used to know who I have loved and been fixated on for most of my adult life.

I am also much more able to relax as well as being focused when it’s necessary, so this feels like being more balanced – I spend more time doing things I enjoy and don’t have blocks or worries about spending money on these things (TV series or books for example). I have the same understanding of what is important here but I have less underlying guilt and tension and my self-definition feels less closely connected to work and achievement. I also feel more flexible about how I go about things and able to work more quickly and do things without being anxious or obsessive about the detail. I feel less blocks around sending emails where before it would be more difficult and I would send as few as possible and avoid sending short ones. Also a minor physical problem I have had for years has started to get noticeably better.

It takes me a lot less time to buy things when I need to – before, I would compulsively research all the different possible options for a long time and compare every possible variable in detail. Then even after this I would still not be able to buy what I needed because of the trauma and hooks (or conditions that had to be fulfilled before I could do anything) that would trigger to stop me, but now I don’t have any trouble buying things that I need, where a year ago it was virtually impossible to buy anything other than the absolute basics such as food and clothes. For example my last computer was eight years old and increasingly slow and buggy, which wasted time, so I bought another one which after being subjected to extreme and ‘odd’ sabotages at first (needing the motherboard to be replaced twice in two weeks for example), is now very fast and works perfectly. Also before, I would routinely buy the cheapest things I could whenever possible, but now I also try to get something that is good quality and will last and work well, or even ask myself what I want, which always feels like a novel question ahaha but very refreshing.

I also can drink and enjoy alcohol and tea and coffee now where before it felt like my body would often reject alcohol and I would instinctively avoid anything with caffeine – this might not seem positive to some people but it’s about having a choice, so for me it’s an improvement. I also find myself cooking meals that I wouldn’t have cooked in the past and feel that I have more options in this area now – before, I was very focused on getting food in the shortest possible time and I would automatically avoid making certain things that required more preparation, so it was like I was fixed into certain habits in this area. I also feel less worried about money when buying food and am more likely to just get what I want, which isn’t really that much more expensive anyway.

I also have a much nicer place to live than I have ever had before (it’s much larger, has better storage and a private outside space, my own bathroom etc) in a nicer area, and for the first time I was able to choose my own carpet and curtains and paint job etc as opposed to it being lumped in with the flat. Also for the first time it feels like a home as opposed to a place I am just passing through. I also have a home broadband connection now as opposed to the mobile internet I had before which was much less reliable and sometimes extremely slow and had a low usage limit – this has made it possible for me to do things like video chatting with friends on skype or watching something on youtube or similar sites if I want to, which I couldn’t really do before.

I feel more relaxed physically. It’s also much more difficult for something to wind me up and get me stressed about something – it feels like I have a wider perspective and can step back from things and see the bigger picture much more easily. I also find that I relate to other people differently, including my family, and that they respond to me more warmly – since I began releasing trauma, people in my family have remarked that I’m different (meaning in a good way) more than once. I find that I am more aware of my feelings or what I want to do now, where before I would default automatically to certain actions. Recently I have also felt a greater awareness of my own triggers and what has been likely to stress or upset me in the past which along with the emotional “charge” decreasing has made life easier for me. It has also helped me to be kinder to myself because since I am more aware of what I will find difficult and stressful, I can make the decision not to put myself through that shit lightly / unless it’s really worth it, and often it’s not. I also find myself more likely to see the funny side of situations and laugh at something or make someone else laugh – I could do this in certain contexts before but it seems to happen more often and in a greater range of contexts now. In addition, I have found that it’s easier to spend time doing things which will make me laugh, where before I was pushed towards a more serious approach in general. I also feel more comfortable in my own skin and secure in myself.

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  1. Clive
    February 25, 2019 @ 6:41 pm

    This page has been ‘updated’ . . . this comment isn’t a prompt to have people sign up, the LONG updated section re current population health ‘SHIT’ status and my experience of working on diabetes research and in figuring out the ‘real’ causes of diabetes this is another reason as to why I’ve taken the current ‘attack’ our SHIT REALITY approach . . . i.e. it’ll be worth reading


  2. Clive
    February 26, 2019 @ 5:24 pm

    . . . ‘AND’ updated again just to make the ‘conclusion/summing up’ paragraph and below this more definitive/TO THE POINT!!!


  3. Han Xin Ying
    February 18, 2021 @ 7:59 pm

    Hi clive! I sent an email requesting to sign up for the service 3 days ago. Hope you are feeling better now!


    • Clive
      February 19, 2021 @ 1:03 pm

      Hi Han, just today I realised that I’d not had any e-mails at all for 3/4/5 days. So, on checking I’ve had e-mails just magically disappeared for at least a few days usually they’d be stuck in some sub folder on my server area BUT this time they’ve just disappeared!!! On checking my e-mail server setup and leaving a test comment and also sending an e-mail to all accounts from one account I seem to be getting e-mails now!!! Anyway I’ve just e-mailed you what you should have got a while ago!!!


  4. anonymous
    August 11, 2021 @ 9:16 am

    Hello Clive,
    I have signed up for the automated absent healing service more than 3 days ago.
    I did receive an automatic email response saying I would get another email soon with payment options and other details.
    I have not received this email yet. I have checked my spam folder and nothing there, nor anything in the trash bin.

    Though I have felt some strong things happening very clearly, during sleep, dreams especially, visions, things changing, as if some of the spiritual people have already started some work or maybe it was all just preparatory scanning and assessment work?
    Any way, I just wanted to let you know in case something have went wrong, some error, maybe you have tried to send that email already? I don’t know.
    Obviously I am still interested in giving this a go, so please let me know if this is still happening and what we can do to make it work if it is.


    • Clive
      August 12, 2021 @ 5:34 pm

      I got your request and I’ve actually sent multiple replies, however, I’m in loads of piss-taking ‘impossible’ wind ups, so it seems as if my all e-mails to you are being magically disappeared. I just sent details again!!! Plus here they are copied and pasted from the e-mail I keep sending to you:

      Hi Rene,

      Thanks for your interest in the Automated Absent Healing & Clearings Service

      The ‘others’ resolved issues lists and paths tried page is here: https://www.soul-healer.com/resolving-issues-page/

      This page requires the following password: 9X8C765

      Just copy and paste the above into the password box and you’ll get access to these pages and then follow the instructions . . .

      The same page has a payment link if you still want to go for this after reading the rest.



  5. Rebecca
    April 10, 2022 @ 4:47 pm

    I signed up and didn’t recieve an email back and sent payment yesterday.


    • Clive
      April 10, 2022 @ 5:41 pm

      Hi Rebecca, sorry (apparently I’m still having ‘impossible’ e-mails problems) I got your payment and sent an e-mail stating that I’ve activated it too . . . I’ve just sent another now via a separate e-mail account!!!!


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